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Verse 1
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With a dozen roses in his gun rack, Junior pulled up into her side lot.
G D G
He carried'em up to the front porch, and hollered, Wanda look at what I got.
C G
She was sittin' there watchin' tv, with a drywall hanger named Shorty.
G D C
She pressed her nose to the screen door, and said they smell like WD-40.
Verse 2
G D G
He said now don't you be that way, you know how much I love you.
G D G
I can't hardly sleep at night, and when I do I dream of you.
C G
And by the way Shorty I thank you, you could of had'em put me in jail son.
G D C
I'm just glad I run out of air hose when I come at you with that nail gun.
D G
Oh, Juniors in love, ain't that a good one.
C G
He'll track her down and then if she should run.
D G C
He'll bring her home like a deer on the hood son,
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Juniors in love.
Verse 3
G D G
Wanda walked down the front steps, and said I hate to break up the party.
G D G
But I've got to get to work by five, would you run me over there Shorty.